Waterfront Property
by S. Kay
1% Problems
We lose balls in the ocean at her waterfront tennis court. She put up a fence; birds crashed. She bought a court on another property.
Selling Features
A drone skims over water and shore, sending video to a real estate agent selling the waterfront property. Her client asks to see the garage.
Savvy Seller
The real estate agent took the power couple out on a yacht to see the waterfront house at its best angle. The boat was too big to dock.
Basketfull
The couple buys the waterfront property and the agent delivers the keys with a drone, in a sea gift basket. They lose the keys in pearls.
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***S. Kay is a queer, Canadian author who writes one tweet at a
time. Her book RELIANT, an apocalypse in tweets, is out now at
tNY.Press/Reliant , and her novella JOY is due January 2016 from
Maudlin House. Find her on Twitter at: @blueberrio ***
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